kaylanewell:

more orbs, 2013
watercolor, gouache, gold ink and glitter on paper, 7 1/2” x 5 1/2”

kaylanewell:

more orbs, 2013

watercolor, gouache, gold ink and glitter on paper, 7 1/2” x 5 1/2”

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the two best days of my life were 1. when I finally found Alameda in Portland and 2. when I realized I lived across the street from Condor Avenue

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miraclewhip:

MIRACLE WHIP, KALE & APPLE POTATO SALAD

PREP TIME: 20 min. | TOTAL TIME: 4 hr. 20 min.

MAKES: 10 servings, 1/2 cup each

WHAT YOU NEED

3/4 cup MIRACLE WHIP Dressing

1 tbsp. GREY POUPON Dijon Mustard

2 tsp. cider vinegar

2 lb. new red potatoes, quartered, cooked and cooled

4 cups coarsely chopped kale

2 apples, chopped

1/2 cup thinly sliced red onions

MAKE IT

MIX dressing, mustard and vinegar until blended.

COMBINE remaining ingredients in large bowl. Add dressing mixture; mix lightly.

REFRIGERATE several hours or until chilled.

VARIATION

Add 6 slices cooked OSCAR MAYER Bacon, coarsely chopped, to chill salad just before serving.

this is the most disgusting fucking recipe i have ever seen

how are you going to take something like kale that can just be massaged with some olive oil or lemon juice and taste really great and dump 3/4 of a cup of mayonnaise and bacon on it

this is like a fucking rookie cookie recipe from the goddamn sunday comics section

if you’re mixing mayo and vinegar together something is wrong

what is wrong with you guys

lauren’s work out plan:

  1. throw up most of the time because you are always nauseous because you hate your life
  2. replace food with alcohol and coffee
  3. fall in love with disinterested and emotionally damaged humans
  4. have another cup of coffee and watch your hands shake while you chain smoke
  5. put your cat in a reusable shopping bag and carry her around because it is funny

Gorillaz - The Joplin Spider

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literally do not care about anything anymore except for damon
something is wrong probably

literally do not care about anything anymore except for damon

something is wrong probably

i’ll pay someone $20 to come to denver and make out with me for a few hours

Saosin - I Can Tell There Was An Accident Here Earlier (Demo)

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nabilnazri:

Circa Survive // Singapore // 2013
photo by: Nabil Nazri

nabilnazri:

Circa Survive // Singapore // 2013

photo by: Nabil Nazri

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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I’m walking to the something blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, collapse 
I’m drinking too much blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, fall out
I’m feeling really blah blah, I want to blah blah blah

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I was wondering why my laptop was running so slow and programs kept crashing

turns out my ex boyfriend downloaded 651 movies and episodes of TV shows from piratebay and never bothered to delete any of them and it almost crashed my computer

I just wanted to share that I left the house in an old friend’s elementary school sweatshirt and athletic shorts and slippers to buy a box of wine

I just wanted to share that I left the house in an old friend’s elementary school sweatshirt and athletic shorts and slippers to buy a box of wine

lauren/23/denver. previously portland and northern virginia. i'm bratty and sleepy and am a passionate feminist. i like stella and autumn de wilde and anthony green and coffee and boners and lomography and horror films and oversleeping. formerly crochetguevara

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