MIRACLE WHIP, KALE & APPLE POTATO SALAD
PREP TIME: 20 min. | TOTAL TIME: 4 hr. 20 min.
MAKES: 10 servings, 1/2 cup each
WHAT YOU NEED
3/4 cup MIRACLE WHIP Dressing
1 tbsp. GREY POUPON Dijon Mustard
2 tsp. cider vinegar
2 lb. new red potatoes, quartered, cooked and cooled
4 cups coarsely chopped kale
2 apples, chopped
1/2 cup thinly sliced red onions
MIX dressing, mustard and vinegar until blended.
COMBINE remaining ingredients in large bowl. Add dressing mixture; mix lightly.
REFRIGERATE several hours or until chilled.
Add 6 slices cooked OSCAR MAYER Bacon, coarsely chopped, to chill salad just before serving.
this is the most disgusting fucking recipe i have ever seen
how are you going to take something like kale that can just be massaged with some olive oil or lemon juice and taste really great and dump 3/4 of a cup of mayonnaise and bacon on it
this is like a fucking rookie cookie recipe from the goddamn sunday comics section
if you’re mixing mayo and vinegar together something is wrong
what is wrong with you guys
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