fluxxxy:

unreleased selfies of the week u saw it here first

w/e I am cute

wow another s/o to not only god but also jesus for my boyfriend who is making me mozzarella sticks and is also fucking beautiful

zoomzoomy:

My brooches were uploaded on Etsy. Have a look✨💗👀!

http://zoomy.etsy.com/
#embroidery #eye #etsy #刺繍 #zoomy #azumisakata #brooch

(via europeofnaimes)

wow you know someone is truly your best friend when you call them just to shoot the shit and they pick up the phone while they’re driving a fucking AMBULANCE

unreleased selfies of the week u saw it here first

shout out to not only god but also jesus for giving me a roommate who, when he walks into my room to say hello to me and my cat, will comply without question when I weakly ask him to bring me a beer after I’ve already gotten comfortable in bed after a terrible day

I think it says a fucking lot about me that I am very much abused by my employer and was tricked into working a full shift on my day off and had a horrible day, but I will still genuinely and enthusiastically engage with a stranger who starts a conversation with me on the bus

richwhitelesbian:

bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining

(via batreaux)

"peanut noodles" is like the worst combination of words I can think of but damn they’re good and I wish I had some

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

(via iwishihadafather)

ultimatepisshead:

the biggest goofs

ultimatepisshead:

the biggest goofs

(via pastabot)

maybe for my 24th birthday present to myself I should quit smoking

fluxxxy:

I’m worried that my cat has a really fat butt

did she get it from me? this is all my fault

lauren, 23, portland. i'm bratty and sleepy and am a passionate feminist. i like damon albarn and stella and autumn de wilde and anthony green and coffee and boners and lomography and horror movies and oversleeping. formerly crochetguevara

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