heckacute:

I can’t wait until I have enough money to get a tattoo on the front of my thigh because then I’ll be able to take pictures of it in the bathtub and start drinking tea and date a boring guy with a big beard who loves seven inch records and ignores my needs. 

(via weareclosedgtfo)

fluxxxy:

so pissed my roommate and I have a lunch date to go get burgers at 230 and it’s frickin 235 and he’s still on the DAMN PHONE

update: Killer Burger was a success and I got to show him the “Lauren + Killer Burger 4evr” inside a heart that I wrote on the bathroom door a while ago and it was a proud moment 4 me

so pissed my roommate and I have a lunch date to go get burgers at 230 and it’s frickin 235 and he’s still on the DAMN PHONE

callmetacos:

callmetacos:

I got a tattoo and my daughter said “mama I like it so much but maybe you will also want this sticker?” and I’ve been wearing it all day

UPDATE: I GOT THE TATTOO :D

that is the most painfully adorable back story for a tattoo oh my god

Sufjan Stevens Renames Kitchen Appliances

alexhasa:

Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold!

Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn

Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!)

A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette

Toaster (For the Toastless)

(via verycooldragon)

my half brother has been living with his dad for years and was put into the foster care system in Virginia because my his dad couldn’t deal with him anymore (and is a terrible parent) and my mom can’t take care of him because she has a full time job, her husband is a grower and operates out of their house, and my mom has cancer so she is pretty much not in a place to raise a very emotionally troubled 15 year old who was taken away from her years ago anyway

and now my half brother is begging me to let him move in with me and I am trying to explain to him that I can’t fly out to VA for court hearings to try and get custody of him, and I can’t afford an apartment for the two of us, or food and clothes for him or anything and I’m 23 and can’t be raising this emotionally fucking damaged 15 year old with severe anger issues and diagnosed Oppositional Defiance Disorder and ADHD who I haven’t seen in 4 years and barely had a relationship with in the first place???? and he thinks he can just take a bus out here and live here and I was like, if you do that, they will arrest me for kidnapping you if I don’t have custody of you????

and I have a life, I have a great apartment with a great roommate and I have a cat and a boyfriend and a great job that I love and I cannot completely give up my happiness to raise a stranger just because his parents both gave up on him. how the fuck did this fall on me??? like why is  this kid my responsibility now? my mom gave him the idea to ask if he could live with me and that is so fucked up. I shouldn’t have to feel guilty for saying no to a situation like that.

I feel like the sister in Martha Marcy May Marlene. I couldn’t live like that

britpopandlock:

so proud that damon albarn named his daughter after missy elliott

I always forget this is a thing and I love it

(via dan-the-abnormal)

when I had one ear pressed against your chest it was kind of like listening to the ocean through a seashell. the sprinklers outside sounded like ocean water instead of rain and I could hear your heartbeat, or maybe it was footsteps from outside. I’m already not sure how I was living before this.

cannot say enough positive things about using baking soda instead of shampoo b/c the last time I washed my hair was on Monday and I’ve been working and sweating and it should be filthy as hell but it looks great and clean still and is all nice and wavy. plus I’ve been doing it for a year now and have probably spent a total of $5 on baking soda as opposed to the $5 a month I would have been dropping on shampoo

someoneatethis:

I’m 99.99% sure that you ate your burrito and then threw up on your date’s burrito and then took a photo cause you are a sick sick person. 

someoneatethis:

I’m 99.99% sure that you ate your burrito and then threw up on your date’s burrito and then took a photo cause you are a sick sick person. 

lauren, 23, portland. i'm bratty and sleepy and am a passionate feminist. i like damon albarn and stella and autumn de wilde and anthony green and coffee and boners and lomography and horror movies and oversleeping. formerly crochetguevara

view archive



about me

face/me

music I listen to

w/e ask me something