my cat is my life and my baby angel soulmate so I should have listened to her when she started pissing on the bed every time my last bf came over. she hated him and he was never like “whoa check out this A+ critter you have here.” instead he was like “hey cat I’m not going to pet you. I’m gonna do sex very badly on your mom instead” and she was like PISSSSSSssS and I ignored it. I was like “stop pissing” and I should have listened to her

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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I just did the ugliest and loudest laugh at this

(via im-a-motherfucking-bald-eagle)

SOMEONE ON MY FACEBOOK JUST SAID THAT THE ANACONDA MUSIC VIDEO MEANS THE MOVIE IDIOCRACY IS HAPPENING AND I AM ABOUT TO GO IN, SO HARD

I cannot stop watching the Anaconda video omfg

Nicki Minaj - I'm Legit (feat. Ciara)

i’m legit (feat. ciara) - nicki minaj

this is probably the best song in the whole world

843 plays

where can I buy that lacy underwear that has a circle cut out of the top of the butt to show off my glorious buttcrack Nicki Minaj style

(via ifffy)

pradanedehaan:

dane dehaan for prada s/s13

(via verycooldragon)

68492:

today i walked in on my dad shoving a replica of the elder wand up his ass while wearing a superwholock shirt and I said “dad today I murdered a bunch of homophobes!!” And he shouted “GOOD! Death to all cis scum! Fuck capitalism!” And then we ate pizza and made out

(via batreaux)

I literally have an entire drawer in my cosmetics tower filled with packs of birth control

this makes my heart hurt cats are so great

this makes my heart hurt cats are so great

(via talkingshrimp)

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What’s a meatwad voice??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBgbkdmZojw

it’s a character from an adult swim show. it’s the meatball in the video ^

imagine that voice coming out of a 6’3” man who is almost 30. probably the biggest turn off I can think of

lauren, 23, portland. i'm bratty and sleepy and am a passionate feminist. i like damon albarn and stella and autumn de wilde and anthony green and coffee and boners and lomography and horror movies and oversleeping. formerly crochetguevara

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