my mom and her husband thought Tom dumped me and left for Ireland so they thought I was freaking out and sent me this really really sweet care package full of candy and Victoria’s Secret stuff

I was like no guys I was sad because he is my best friend now and he moved I am not gonna kill myself

they are like weed kingpins in Colorado and pull in like 30 grand a month from crops it’s hilarious

my mom and her husband thought Tom dumped me and left for Ireland so they thought I was freaking out and sent me this really really sweet care package full of candy and Victoria’s Secret stuff

I was like no guys I was sad because he is my best friend now and he moved I am not gonna kill myself

they are like weed kingpins in Colorado and pull in like 30 grand a month from crops it’s hilarious

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